Sunday, 25 March 2018

Zodiac signs,smoking habits and compatible stoner buddies.



What kind of marijuana smoker you are depends on your Zodiac sign.The zodiac signs that we're born under are hugely influential in our personalities and behaviors. 


What kind of smoker are you?






Aquarius looks at the world as being full of possibilities..Aquarians smoke to feel pleasant, not to feel completely wasted. They will likely smoke just enough to feel pleasant while leaving themselves with the energy to undertake some physical activity much later on.

Best Stoner buddies Aries, Gemini, Libra Sagittarius





Hyper energetic Aries.Hours fly by and they are still smoking.They actually smoke till they fall asleep because they are looking for action the whole day and night.Aries  smoke with you and will most likely out talk you.The motor mouth smokers.
Marijuana also helps them to relax and have easier, more intense orgasms. That's a big plus for Aries.
With such an abundance of hyper-kinetic energy, they need the strongest weed possible.

 Best Stoner buddies:  Sagittarius, Gemini, Leo, Aquarius 




Cancers put the feeling into smoking.Talking about their feelings,acting in their feelings,feeling their feelings.Smoke with cancers and be a good listener.They need it.


Best Stoner buddies: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces




The  low  key smokers.Capricorns like to keep it classy because they are well mannered and disciplined.Not that there are a lot of them around anyway.

Best Stoner buddies: Taurus, Virgo, Pisces, Scorpio



The smoker's dream and nightmare all rolled into one talking machine.Gemini smokers are loved by all until they overdo it and get so high they talk some shit.
But Geminis mean no harm at all and if they can control it,are one of the best smoking buddies around

Best Stoner buddies: Aires, Leo, Libra, Aquarius



 The fun-loving Leo will smoke and laugh and be silly with you, yet will be quick to turn on you if they simply don’t like what they are hearing from your mouth. 
Leo’s are really good for coming through in a clutch. Commonly known as being reliable and dependable, they’re the clean-cut 9 to 5  friend who comes through with a bag of weed no matter what and KNOWS not to overstay their welcome.
Apart from their big egos,Leos are cool stoner accomplices.

Best Stoner buddies: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius


The best of the best.Everybody loves to smoke with a libra.They will tell you to go on when they see you are up for it and will also warn you to take it easy when you are going a little too wild.They are good listeners and also quite strong consumers with good control over their tolerance levels.
 
Best Stoner buddies: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius



Pisces are gentle people but smoking with them requires some caution because they sometimes smoke a lot and sometimes just a little.

Best Stoner buddies: Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn and Cancer



 Adventurous by nature and nothing changes when it comes to getting high.Getting stoned with a saggiatarius can be fun and dangerous.They are just too brave and too crazy to handle.


Best Stoner buddies: Aries, Libra, Leo, Aquarius



 Action packed blockbuster smokers.
Scorpios are brave, violent, loyal, intense. Smoking weed with you is just the same.Screw all that peace and love crap.When a scorpio gets high,its action time.

Best Stoner buddies: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces
 


 Taurus don't have a very good reputation when it comes to getting high,Maybe because they are naturally strong and dominant,getting stoned brings out a clumsy part of the taurus that we are not just used to.
That's of course until you meet that one in a million taurus that will school you in the art of smoking weed.

Best Stoner buddies: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces, Capricorn 





Highly organized and attentive, Virgo is one of the best signs of the zodiac to work in the industry of cannabis horticulture, or managing its distribution and sale. They can also be critical as hell. You know, that one person who always, ALWAYS, has an issue with something? Yeah, they’re probably a Virgo.


Best Stoner buddies: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces





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